A2-Web Help Support Form!

APPLE II PROBLEM REPORT FORM

Instructions: Please fully describe the problem your Apple II computer is experiencing by answering the following 24 questions. These questions are designed to guide you step-by-step through the same process as would be followed by posting and reposting on comp.sys.apple2. You'll get the same level of expertise and quality of effort as you would expect to get anywhere on csa2. Take as much time as you need. When done, submit your problem report using the "Submit Report" button at the bottom of the page.

Instructions:

Please fully describe the problem your Apple II computer is experiencing by answering the following 24 questions. These questions are designed to guide you step-by-step through the same process as would be followed by posting and reposting on comp.sys.apple2. You'll get the same level of expertise and quality of effort as you would expect to get anywhere on csa2. Take as much time as you need. When done, submit your problem report using the "Submit Report" button at the bottom of the page.

Response information (important):

Name: (optional)

Email: (required)

Describe your problem with your Apple II (any flavor):
Now, describe the problem accurately:
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
Problem Severity: Minor Minor Minor Trivial
Nature of the problem: Locked Up Frozen Hung Shot
Is your computer plugged in? Yes No
Is it turned on? Yes No
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No
Have you made it worse? Yes No
Have you read the manual? Yes No
Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes No
Are you absolutely positively sure you've read the manual? Yes No
Do you think you understood it? Yes No
If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
How tall are you? (example: 5'11")
Are you above this line? ________________________ Yes No
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in.
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes No
How does this problem make you feel?
Tell me about your childhood.
Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes No
Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes Yes
And just WHAT in the HELL do YOU expect A2-WEB to do about it???

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